Lance wanted to rent a couple hotel rooms and have a party for his birthday. Something must have been going on in town because many hotels were booked. He found one in Ankeny (a further out suburb of Des Moines) that had two rooms left, he took both.
Everything is brand new on this side of town, fancy A-town.
This place is off the hook. Literally.
S*Dog, Savanah, arrives at the hotel. She is drunk as a movah bruva. Her swaying and staggering motions made her a blur in most of my shots. She was perved of that liquor. Hey who ordered the clown? She was the entertainment for the night.
We were loud as hell with people coming and going every 5 minutes all night. I can’t beleive no one complained about the noise. Either this place has the best wall insulation in the world, or the people around us were way too nice. I’d be mashing skulls and Cherish would have thrown a bitch fit.
Someone read me a bedtime story!
Who can do the funky monkey?
No, it goes like this! Jason shows Bailey how it’s done.
Check my “O” face
That funky monkey.
Damn, spilled on my leg.
Damn it, now the other leg.
Lance, smoking a square.
New tattoo for Lance.
Where is Jason? Where is Savanah? Are they in the other room? Oh, there they are.
Out!
Bailey tries to introduce Savanah’s tits to the world. No dice.
Scarfaliscious
Ahah-hehe-ahahah-ahooo-ahoohoo-eh-heh
In the limelight. What’s the chance of catching the flash from another camera?
Friday, March 16th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
* THESE ARE LIKE THE COOLEST PEOPLE I KNOW* ESPECIALLY THE GIRL IN THE BLUE STRIPED SHIRT* DANG SHE IS THE BEST!!!
Friday, March 16th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Wow! I should probably stop drinking. AND DAMN!!! BAILEY NEEDS TO KEEP MY BOOBS IN MY SHIRT!
Friday, March 16th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Don’t quit drinking! You were great entertainment. Otherwise we would have had to watch documentaries on TV. Also all of my favorite facial expressions this night were from you. You were very dynamic.
Friday, March 16th, 2007 at 11:49 pm
I think your captions make the picture. My favorite being “This place is off the hook. Literally!” By the way I did not sleep with Jason. Thank you.
Sunday, March 18th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
SAVANAH DONT LIE YOU KNOW U WHERE TAKIN’ IT…..
Saturday, May 5th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
Quote: Savanah Says:
March 16th, 2007 at 11:49 pm
I think your captions make the picture. My favorite being “This place is off the hook. Literally!” By the way I did not sleep with Jason. Thank you.
I’m just a stranger here, but I’ll agree with what you said about the picture…Didnt see any sleeping at all..
Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I am sure Van and Punky (a.k.a Savanah & Bailey) in their drunkness forgot that their mother always eventually finds out all.
P.S. Beer is for pussys!